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Jun 172013
 

Loony Tune June Holidays II

Why I left this to Monday, I’ll never understand, especially after a Sunday holiday. However, I’ll try to put some humor in these crazy days that mark the last half of the month!

Besides Father’s Day yesterday the 16th was No Orange Clothes Day and I hope that the former President Bush was warned! I don’t know if anyone saw it, but Mrs. Bush gave a whole rendition of her husband’s odd habit of wearing crazy colored socks these days and Mrs. Bush had a good laugh along with the audience as she showed a lot of pictures of this weird habit that he has started!

Picture doesn't do the socks justice, they were really orange!

Picture doesn’t do the socks justice, they were really orange!

Today, the 17th, is Mud Pack Day, something our yard and ourselves have seen way too much of lately. It is now dry again thank God and although I like to have some rain, we don’t need 4 or 5 inches at one time! What happened to those summer showers we used to get in the afternoon here in Florida? I guess we should be thankful that it’s not like Noah’s time!

The 19th is World Sauntering Day, so? Eat an Oreo Day and Garfield The Cat Day also on this date, so grab up a big glass of milk with some Oreo cookies and read Garfield’s comic strip, it will put a smile on your face every time!

Yes, Monday's Suck!

Yes, Monday’s Suck!

The 20th is Juggling Day and I would dedicate this one to all the ladies out there, as we are always juggling things in our everyday life, the kids, chores, errands and cooking, just to name a few!

World Handshake Day is on the 21st which is strange in the fact that, we also have National Handshake Day on the 24th and just plain ole Handshake Day on the 28th. Why didn’t they just combine themĀ  all to one day you ask, hell if I know! Today is also Take Your Dog To Work Day and I don’t think there are too many jobs out there where that would be appropriate. Can you see the butcher taking his dog Butch to the shop with him, there wouldn’t be anything left to sell in the meat counter!

So cute!

So cute!

The 22nd is Stupid Guy Thing Day, need I say anymore ladies?

On the 23rd we have Let It Go Day, don’t tell this to someone hanging off the side of a cliff, nope not a good idea at all! Today is also Pink Flamingo Day and living in Florida, you get your fill of seeing these EVERYWHERE in people’s lawns. I say it’s time to let the flamingo go people!

International Fairy Day is on the 24th. I can attest to fairies being real, as they left me money under my pillow when they took my teeth when I was a kid, really! Today is also National Go Fly A Kite Day, not to be confused with Go Fly A Kite Day back on the 15th, again why didn’t they make it all one day, I get so confused and that’s not hard for me at my age! And this one, Log Cabin Day is today or possibly on the 30th, two conflicting dates on this one but I’d take it everyday as that is one of our dreams.

We'll take it!

We’ll take it!

The 26th is a good one, Please Take My Children To Work, someone desperate must have come up with this one, for sure!

Well hope it’s your birthday on the 27th because it’s Happy Birthday To You Day, some of this stuff is just too silly!

The 28th holds yet another Gone-Ta-Pott Day, how many of these can we celebrate in one year?

Well that was a chore for me today and glad it’s over as I have more pickles to get into my freezer and another batch to put together. Hope you enjoyed, maybe next month I’ll be in better form!

 

Feb 162013
 

Funny February Holidays Part Two

To put it mildly, I could add some holidays of my own this month as weird things have happened here at the hacienda and God willing, things will take a turn for the better! I’m not too sure of that, as we have to start remodeling the kitchen and have no clue as to what we will run into. So here we go again!

Today, the 16th, is Do A Grouch A Favor Day, guess I better do something nice for husband since his cold is still lingering on and he has been pretty grouchy!

The 17th, My Way Day and Random Acts of Kindness Day! The first reminds me of when Kenny first retired and started helping me around the house! When you’re the main person in the house doing the chores while your significant other is out making a living, you get into your own routine of doing things and it’s hard to adjust, but I really appreciate him helping! Don’t tell him I said so, but he cleans the kitchen better than I do! And the second holiday today, well didn’t we just do that yesterday?

This one cracks me up and would love to know the origin of how the 18th became Cow Milked While Flying In An Airplane Day! I know the expression “When Pigs Fly”, but this one is new to me! What will they come up with next? It’s also Thumbs Up Appreciation Day and I give the cow holiday a two thumbs down as it’s just plain stupid!

Here I come to save the day!

Here I come to save the day!

The 20th is Love Your Pet Day and my cats don’t start catching these damn mice around here, they’re gonna find some new homes, just kidding :D

The 21st is Card Reading Day and I used to have a friend who did this, it was scary to say the least and I think I’ll just leave my future to the good Lord!

Wow, the 22nd is Single Tasking Day, Be Humble Day and International World Thinking Day! Single tasking is something I seldom do, even sitting here, my mind is on the rest of my day and what I need to do. Humility is my nature, just ask me how smart I am and I’ll tell you that I’m the smartest person alive, ha ha ha! World thinking is another joke to me as half of the world seems to always be fighting or at war! What kind of thinking is that?

Open The Bottle Night falls on the 23rd and it’s a Saturday, umm, champagne in the frig maybe? It’s also Tennis Day and I’m sure my friend Nancy will be out on the courts swatting those balls around, have fun Nancy!

Gotta get a bottle for this one!

Gotta get a bottle for this one!

The 26th is Tell A Fairy Tale Day and it makes me think of politics, so I won’t go there as I don’t want to get my blood pressure up! National Personal Chef’s Day is also today, so I’ll have husband make me his tasty breakfast omelet and I’ll cook him up a good meatloaf for din-din! We’re each others personal chefs, no applause please! Today is also Carnival Day and For Pete’s Sake Day and the latter reminds me of my mom who loved to use that saying especially when you did something wrong!

On the 27th, we have Punch The Clock Day. Not sure on this one, is it punch the alarm clock because you don’t want to get up or is it, go to work and punch in? Inconvenience Yourself Day falls on this date and I sure as hell don’t want to do that on purpose unless it was to help someone who needed me! Polar Bear Day is today and I say, stay away from those big boys and that’s a no brainer which also falls on the date, No Brainer Day!

So playful looking and so dangerous!

So playful looking and so dangerous!

Finally the 28th is Public Sleeping Day and wondered if this one is for those people who like to sleep on park benches, dangerous thing to do in this day and age! And in ending February, we have National Tooth Fairy Day and I can’t seem to get the Rock out of my head as he played that part so well! But really, are we supposed to pull out a tooth on this day or is it a day when the tooth fairy takes off and doesn’t redeem any teeth? I’ll leave you with that to ponder on…………..Til next month

Such a funny movie!

Such a funny movie!

 

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