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Jun 012013
 

Loony Tune June Holidays

It’s that time again, the first of the month and if the sun didn’t burn out my brain too much this morn while mowing the yard, I’ll try to entertain you with some more crazy holidays! Again this month I had some conflicting dates to some of the holidays, so I’ll give you both and you can pick your own!

The 1st, today, is National Go Barefoot Day, nothing too crazy here as I sit here typing with no shoes on. Or maybe it is crazy, as husband tells I am all the time! Say Something Nice Day is also today and something that comes to mind is my mom who always said, “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all!” Tell that to some of these people on Face Book who like to air out their dirty laundry for everyone to see!

Who are these people with all these white clothes anyway?

Who are these people with all these white clothes anyway?

On the 2nd, we have National Bubba Day, Dare Day and Leave the Office Early Day and I dare you to leave the office early if your work isn’t finished or the boss may finish you early with a pink slip! The latter of these holidays has 2 possible dates, today and tomorrow.

National Itch Day falls on the 3rd and we also have Repeat Day. National Itch Day falls on the 3rd and we also have Repeat Day, oops, already did that!

The 4th is Old Maids Day, and not sure if that refers to women who aren’t married by the age of whenever or if it’s time to get out a deck of cards and play a game or two. And then we have Do Dah Day which is suppose to be a salute to silliness, but being the old person I am, makes me think of the song Camp Town Races! Come on some of you remember that one, camp town races, sing this song, do dah, do dah, etc.

Do dah, do dah!

Do dah, do dah!

National Yo Yo Day is on the 5th and a few years ago, I bought Kenny a Duncan yo-yo for Christmas, just can’t seem to get the kid out of him! Oops, another song to get stuck in your head, a little newer than the last song mentioned so maybe more of our followers can recall it, it’s Be-Bop-A Lula Day! Gene Vincent was the artist way back in 1958, imagine that!

The 6th is June Bug Day and I keep telling husband, love bugs ARE NOT June bugs, but he won’t listen to me! Today is also Drive-In Movie Day and I wish they still existed so husband and I could go necking, I didn’t just print that, did I?

National Shampoo Week is kicked off on the 7th and I ask you, isn’t every day shampoo day? Today is also Daniel Boone Day which brings back fond memories of B&W TV sitting down with the whole, yes the whole family for a night in front of the boob tube watching the big man. Can anyone remember what night it was on, Saturday or Sunday? Today is also VCR Day and the only dinosaur that I know that still has one and uses it, is my sister!

What were they watching?

What were they watching?

The 8th is Upsy Daisy Day, remember as a kid, if you fell, your parent would say upsy daisy, help you up and you were on your way, forgetting about what just happened because you wanted to play? Good ole days!

More sweet memories comes on the 9th with Donald Duck Day! Remember when, I think Sweden, banned him because he didn’t wear pants? Today’s correctness has gone a little too far out in left field for me, how bout you? The government will ban Elmer Fudd next cause he’s always totin a rifle in order to shoot that pesky wabbit! World Wind Day also falls on this date, don’t ask me as I haven’t a clue!

They finally made him wear pants, well at least chaps! Turn around Donald!

They finally made him wear pants, well at least chaps! Turn around Donald!

Oh sweet thirteen! The 13th is Kitchen Klutzes of America Day and if you follow us on a regular basis, you know I fit right into this one but not just on this day, but every day, or well almost, another story, another day! After husband and I had been together for awhile, he never understood how I could be a waitress for so long as I was always dropping things, left and right! Of course, I did have a few disasters during my waitressing days! Oh, by the way, thirteen is my lucky number, so I think I’ll be safe in the kitchen; fingers are now crossed!

Pig Callers Day is on the 14th and can remember some customer who used to walk in the restaurant where I worked and do a sooie  to let everyone know he was there, talk about crazy! Of course, the restaurant was kinda like the bar on Cheers, where everyone knew everyone!

And to end the first half of this month, we have Go Fly A Kite Day on the 15th and Wicket World Of Croquet Day. Sounds like an outside kind of day to me!

Kenny's idea of a partner for croquet and I like it because he'd be so distracted he's LOSE!

Kenny’s idea of a partner for croquet and I like it because he’d be so distracted he’s LOSE!

We have the croquet set, anyone game? Come on down and we can play a very unorthodox game, husband’s version, and if it’s windy, we also have a kite! Sounds like fun………..See ya towards the middle of the month for the rest of the holidays………………Enjoy and have a great weekend everyone!

 

 

Mar 012013
 

2013 March Madness Days

Yes it’s that time again, and once again, I’m going to have to do this in two parts as there are quite a few idiotic¬† days this month too! So let’s get started…………

On the 2nd we have Old Stuff Day, yep, that’s Kenny and I, old stuff!

What If Cats & Dogs Had Thumbs Day falls on the 3rd and all I can think of is that commercial for Beggin’ Strips where the retriever says he’d get it himself if he only had thumbs! Love that commercial, doesn’t take much to entertain me, ha ha!

Wish I had thumbs!

Wish I had thumbs!

On the 4th, we have Toy Soldier Day and I ask, has the government banned these little guys yet?

I fall into this one, well at least according to my husband when I drink vodka! The 5th is Multiple Personality Day and when I drink that Russian brew, I turn from Dr. Jeckyll to Mr. Hyde, hence, I am no longer allowed to have it!

The 6th is Fun Facts About Names Day and you know that my first name is Regina, but you probably don’t know my maiden name. Okay now have a good laugh on me, may I have a drum roll please, maiden name Outhouse! Well Regina means queen in Latin and going through Catholic school, I was dubbed Queen of the Outhouses!

The good old crapper!

The good old crapper!

Be Nasty Day falls on the 8th, maybe I’ll have me a little vodka, another tee hee!

The 9th holds a couple of holidays, Panic Day for one and this one should have been on the 27th of last month, as I was in a panic over my new stove getting here, fitting into the area we made for it and praying that husband’s wiring was still up to snuff; all went smoothly, thank God. The other holiday is for all those drama queens out there, Get Over It Day! I really hate drama queens and kings!

The 11th is Napping Day and it always falls on the day after we turn the clocks forward or backward, I’ll nap to that!

Soooo cute!

Soooo cute!

Four weird days for the 13th beginning with Open An Umbrella Indoors Day, not unless your looking for bad luck to come your way! Donald Duck Day, did they ever make him start wearing pants? Smart & Sexy Day, yep, that’s me all right, well at least according to husband which brings me to the last one! Today is also Ken Day and I’m sorry husband, but this one relates to the Ken Doll, not you.

The 14th is Check Your Batteries Day and the last time I checked, mine were still working but they were getting a little low on voltage, damn old age! Save A Spider Day, NOT in this house! Kenny says there’s no good snake like a dead snake and I say, there’s no good spider like a dead one! And finally today we have I Ask A Question Day, why?

And in bringing the first half of this month to an end, we have True Confessions Day! Did you hear me Washington? And then there is Buzzards Day that I could also relate to Washington as it seems like they are just circling above waiting for us all to become prey for them to feed on!

What more can I say!

What more can I say!

 

Well that’s all the damage I can do for today. Hope you enjoyed and come back around the 14th for the second half! I’m off to play with my new stove :D

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