Funny February Holidays Part Two
To put it mildly, I could add some holidays of my own this month as weird things have happened here at the hacienda and God willing, things will take a turn for the better! I’m not too sure of that, as we have to start remodeling the kitchen and have no clue as to what we will run into. So here we go again!
Today, the 16th, is Do A Grouch A Favor Day, guess I better do something nice for husband since his cold is still lingering on and he has been pretty grouchy!
The 17th, My Way Day and Random Acts of Kindness Day! The first reminds me of when Kenny first retired and started helping me around the house! When you’re the main person in the house doing the chores while your significant other is out making a living, you get into your own routine of doing things and it’s hard to adjust, but I really appreciate him helping! Don’t tell him I said so, but he cleans the kitchen better than I do! And the second holiday today, well didn’t we just do that yesterday?
This one cracks me up and would love to know the origin of how the 18th became Cow Milked While Flying In An Airplane Day! I know the expression “When Pigs Fly”, but this one is new to me! What will they come up with next? It’s also Thumbs Up Appreciation Day and I give the cow holiday a two thumbs down as it’s just plain stupid!
The 20th is Love Your Pet Day and my cats don’t start catching these damn mice around here, they’re gonna find some new homes, just kidding :D
The 21st is Card Reading Day and I used to have a friend who did this, it was scary to say the least and I think I’ll just leave my future to the good Lord!
Wow, the 22nd is Single Tasking Day, Be Humble Day and International World Thinking Day! Single tasking is something I seldom do, even sitting here, my mind is on the rest of my day and what I need to do. Humility is my nature, just ask me how smart I am and I’ll tell you that I’m the smartest person alive, ha ha ha! World thinking is another joke to me as half of the world seems to always be fighting or at war! What kind of thinking is that?
Open The Bottle Night falls on the 23rd and it’s a Saturday, umm, champagne in the frig maybe? It’s also Tennis Day and I’m sure my friend Nancy will be out on the courts swatting those balls around, have fun Nancy!
The 26th is Tell A Fairy Tale Day and it makes me think of politics, so I won’t go there as I don’t want to get my blood pressure up! National Personal Chef’s Day is also today, so I’ll have husband make me his tasty breakfast omelet and I’ll cook him up a good meatloaf for din-din! We’re each others personal chefs, no applause please! Today is also Carnival Day and For Pete’s Sake Day and the latter reminds me of my mom who loved to use that saying especially when you did something wrong!
On the 27th, we have Punch The Clock Day. Not sure on this one, is it punch the alarm clock because you don’t want to get up or is it, go to work and punch in? Inconvenience Yourself Day falls on this date and I sure as hell don’t want to do that on purpose unless it was to help someone who needed me! Polar Bear Day is today and I say, stay away from those big boys and that’s a no brainer which also falls on the date, No Brainer Day!
Finally the 28th is Public Sleeping Day and wondered if this one is for those people who like to sleep on park benches, dangerous thing to do in this day and age! And in ending February, we have National Tooth Fairy Day and I can’t seem to get the Rock out of my head as he played that part so well! But really, are we supposed to pull out a tooth on this day or is it a day when the tooth fairy takes off and doesn’t redeem any teeth? I’ll leave you with that to ponder on…………..Til next month