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Funny February Celebrations

Can you believe it’s the first of February already, it seems like just yesterday we were cooking for the holidays and decorating for all the festivities. Well, we took yesterday off to spend a nice day with our granddaughter and I am almost running late again to get in all the funny stuff going on this month, but I made it and here we go with the first half!

For the whole month, we have a couple of doozies, Return Shopping Carts To The Supermarket Month! Aren’t there signs in the parking lots telling you not to remove them in the first place and if you do, don’t let the coppers see ya! Also this month is, Pull Your Sofa Off The Wall Month, what the? Now this one I like, Spunky Old Broads Month! I can’t believe they dedicated a whole month to moi, makes me feel special!

Today, the 1st, is Work Naked Day and Wear Red Day. I guess you could work naked and wear a red ribbon in your hair killing 2 birds with 1 stone. I had really thought about doing this one, but decided against it as husband is retired and I don’t think I’d get anything done, well as far as work is concerned!

work naked

February 3rd is Dump Your Significant Jerk Day, but you might want to think twice about it with Valentine’s Day just around the corner, unless you have someone waiting in the wings!

The fifth is Disaster Day, I’m staying in bed all day long!

Is it over yet?

Is it over yet?

On the seventh we have, Wave Your Finger At Your Neighbor Day and since our neighbor is a cop, I really don’t think that would be a wise idea, besides he’s a super nice guy, maybe I’ll just give him a thumbs up! Today is also Man Day and since I already have my man, I’ll just take good care of him today!

I’m hoping the eighth will be windy as it is Fly A Kite Day and it brings back memories of my mom who used to say “go fly a kite” when she wanted you to leave her alone! Does anyone use that expression any more?

Read In The Tub Day is on the ninth, so go fix a nice hot bubble bath and grab a good book!

The eleventh celebrates Don’t Cry Over Spilt Milk Day and another favorite saying by my mom, but she didn’t practice what she preached, another one of her favorite sayings!

Ah, don't cry! Just clean up the damn mess!

Ah, don’t cry! Just clean up the damn mess!

Get A Different Name Day and Madly In Love With Me Day falls on the 13th and I know a lot of people who are madly in love with themselves 365 days a year, people I tend to avoid with a ten foot pole or more.

The fourteenth of course is Valentine’s Day and it falls on a Thursday this year along with National Donor Day and I love these two together as I will donate my heart to my husband as I have for the last 24 years, yikes, 24 years! This day is also Quirky Alone Day and I hope no one has to spend Valentine’s Day alone!

The tree of love!

The tree of love!

Well that wraps it up for the first half of the month, see ya’ll on the 15th for the rest of February Funnies!

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