Mating Call Of The Baster
As I was sitting and watching the news the other evening, a rare and peculiar noise was catching my inner ear. I turned the TV down and to my surprise I heard it again….The mating call of the Baster! I went to the kitchen to tell the great news to my wife. She was doing dishes. I asked her if she heard the mating call of the Baster. She looked at me kinda funny and said,
” What the hell are you talking about?”
I said, ” Honey, didn’t you hear the mating call of the Baster a few seconds ago?”
She replied, ” Listen up, there is no such thing as a mating call for a Baster.”
I said, ” I was kinda wondering since I did not hear any thing calling back to the Baster.”
So, I went back to finish up the news and all of a sudden, there it was again! The call of the baster was ringing in my ears.
This time I was going to catch this little devil and convince my wife once and for all that I wasn’t crazy. I sneaked into the kitchen and the noise was getting louder.
And what did I see, my wife pulling my leg, just like I am pulling yours right NOW!